Score: 10

"Thank god."

submission: Say Something!

date: March 24, 2006

Fuck those things, you hit it right on the head, I think everyone can relate to this flash. Maybe more violence towards the makers of smileyfuck dot com next time.

Score: 0

"AWESOME!!!!!!!1"

submission: Mortal Kombat Mishaps 3

date: March 12, 2006

I can't believe these still get front page. It's just not funny and I've seen all your work and I just don't think you have any funniness in you besides making anyone shy of the age of 12 laugh. Being funny isn't hard but I guess you just have to be the right kind of person. Sure this will pass on a website overwelmed with, well, I'll leave the word out, but I wouldn't suggest comedic cartoons as a serious line of work for you. Try making cartoons in a different genre and see how well they do, I just think you're in the wrong area.

Score: 6

"Not bad, but not good."

submission: Sift Heads

date: March 10, 2006

It was ok, moderately entertaining. One huge thing that I would do is get better voice actors. It's hard to take it seriously or feel involved if you're laughing at their accents. One of them even had a speach impediment along with an accent. Also, when you're about to start a mission, don't put the start and menu buttons so close together, misclicks do occur. Other than that it kept me entertained.

Score: 6

"Great animation, stupid everything else."

submission: LR: Prelude

date: February 19, 2006

The whole "SHE'S A SUPER MODEL AND SHE'S SAVING THE DAY!!!!!!!!" is just so stupid and run into the ground. Charlie's Angels, Xena, Tomb Raider, Bounty Hunter, Aeon Flux, Ultra Violet, they're all terrible despite the tremendous special effects because they're just so unbelievable and it just looks stupid to see a dainty, sexy, woman dodging knives and bullets. It's like the makers of the genre took a servey of everything that guys like and just crammed it all in an hour of stupidity. Explosions! Guns! Boobs! Swords! Blood! Martial Arts! Good job guys, we got a movie.

Score: 10

"It's been a while."

submission: "Sasper" Episode 2

date: February 14, 2006

I was wondering if you stopped animating all together. This day just keeps getting better. Make more you lazy piece of bitch.

Score: 6

"The story just got really stupid."

submission: Xombie: Chapter 7

date: February 7, 2006

I can't even pay attention to what's going on now, aliens, forcefields, explosions. This whole story is ridiculous and choppy due to incredibly short episodes. It must take a long time to do as good as a job on the animation as you did but come on, it was 5 minutes long. Would it have been that bad if you just combined two episodes together, made the wait time twice as long, but made the episode 10 minutes long and that much more understandable? Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of your work but it's just ridiculous how short and irrelevant that entire episode was.

Score: 5

"give me a seisure why don't you"

submission: 360 Supreme Catcher

date: January 29, 2006

can't play it just because of the massive bright lights, i couldn't even immagine playing this in the dark.

Score: 4

"skeet"

submission: serious bob

date: December 30, 2005

I'm wondering how at some times, it's animated to be a 10 and some times like some random piece of crap floating around the portal. Why not just put effort into all of the scenes and just prolong the release date? In the begining fight scene, Bob's first attack was animated well and was fairly fun to watch and it left myself saying, "well, maybe the animation is going to be shitty but the fight scenes are going to be cool." But you soon demolished that with the sloppy "oh shit, something's flying at me but I'm going to stand here and get hit anyway," of the enemies and overall crap-ass quality in their techniques. I thought to myself, "well, don't be so hard on the review because he probably hasn't done too many flashes," until I finished the movie, checked your submission list and found it full of entries. Draw the characters out better and put more effort into your animation.

Score: 9

"hm"

submission: Jimmy Robinson

date: December 12, 2005

it was great, made me shit n giggle but whats your beef with that commedian?

Score: 4

"stereotypical"

submission: Biography: Master Chief

date: December 5, 2005

it was just basic, nothing too outside the box or new. it really just wasnt funny, i could predict it all the way.