Recent Game Reviews
Sift Heads
Rated 3 / 5 stars March 10, 2006
Not bad, but not good.
It was ok, moderately entertaining. One huge thing that I would do is get better voice actors. It's hard to take it seriously or feel involved if you're laughing at their accents. One of them even had a speach impediment along with an accent. Also, when you're about to start a mission, don't put the start and menu buttons so close together, misclicks do occur. Other than that it kept me entertained.
360 Supreme Catcher
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars January 29, 2006
give me a seisure why don't you
can't play it just because of the massive bright lights, i couldn't even immagine playing this in the dark.
Elf Girl Sim Date RPG
Rated 3 / 5 stars August 10, 2005
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lol, you silly nerd kids. i gave it a low interactivity because it didn't hold my attention. i guess i'm just not one for dating "simulations" lol. anyway, i thought there was gona be some porn or something in it but was let down on that too (after the couple minutes i played). anyway i guess you're giving the audience what they want.
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 24, 2006
Thank god.
Fuck those things, you hit it right on the head, I think everyone can relate to this flash. Maybe more violence towards the makers of smileyfuck dot com next time.
Rated 0 / 5 stars March 12, 2006
AWESOME!!!!!!!1
I can't believe these still get front page. It's just not funny and I've seen all your work and I just don't think you have any funniness in you besides making anyone shy of the age of 12 laugh. Being funny isn't hard but I guess you just have to be the right kind of person. Sure this will pass on a website overwelmed with, well, I'll leave the word out, but I wouldn't suggest comedic cartoons as a serious line of work for you. Try making cartoons in a different genre and see how well they do, I just think you're in the wrong area.
Rated 3 / 5 stars February 19, 2006
Great animation, stupid everything else.
The whole "SHE'S A SUPER MODEL AND SHE'S SAVING THE DAY!!!!!!!!" is just so stupid and run into the ground. Charlie's Angels, Xena, Tomb Raider, Bounty Hunter, Aeon Flux, Ultra Violet, they're all terrible despite the tremendous special effects because they're just so unbelievable and it just looks stupid to see a dainty, sexy, woman dodging knives and bullets. It's like the makers of the genre took a servey of everything that guys like and just crammed it all in an hour of stupidity. Explosions! Guns! Boobs! Swords! Blood! Martial Arts! Good job guys, we got a movie.